that awkward moment where you continue to use the wrong name while addressing a client, even though they’ve repeatedly told you their name. ;)
Compliments of Ellen. This is literally so fantastic. I’m crying laughing.
Constipation assured.
wow
@rustychicken, Goldblum. He’s everywhere you want to be.
Tupperware and Waterford.
This happened today…
Dear Baseball Players,
I come to the games to see you run around in tight pants. But some of you are wearing baggy pants. This is not good. Please put your tight pants back on, there is nothing to watch otherwise. Thanks.
Sapling Press on Etsy.
Indecision
A small rant, and if I drank more coffee, this might not annoy me so bad. But what’s up with people be indecisive? It’s almost the new thing to not make any decisions on anything. Where do you want to go to eat? I dunno. Do you want this or that? Whatever. Did you like the movie? Hmmmm…did you?
Me to new girl in the office “What size polo do you want?”
New girl “Small or medium”
Me “You don’t get two answers. What size?”
New girl “Whatever fits.”
REALLY?!? Because if I choose, and it doesn’t fit new girl, she’s going to have a cow. But, right now, it’s ‘whatever’ Is she too cool to care? Does she really not give a damn? Is she just not planning to wear it? But at least ANSWER the damn question, because it’s an EASY question, and if you can’t at least answer this question, I fear for you to go through the rest of your life.
“What is a skrillrex?”
The culprit!
Spring time
Sitting out back and my trusty canine companion is trying to eat bees and flies out of the air. Best part? When he catches one… What now???? Wha to do wiff da buzzin in my mouff??
Morning walk
